i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was


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knowing that i am one hour and a half from one direction brings me pain

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you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

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hello world i am back i am all settled into college now and its going great

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reaction to disney movie songs

age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
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me: *is rude*
person: *is rude back*
me: don’t be fucking rude

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{ night and day }

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